May 14, 2010
The Human CentipedeGaiman And The Appearance Fee
Opening Music: "Alive WIP v2" by George
Music: "On This Side" by The Shift
I wonder how \"The Human Centipede\" went so viral, i have heard nasty things about the movie as well though listening to Lando it sounds like a pretty average movie. Also on testosterone and how badly men are wired... Part of my job is to train students on how to use databases etc and it is bloody annoying when female students show cleavage (I am married and would never cheat) as you get a bloody irresistible urge to sneak a peak... even if I am tired, doing complex search strategies etc..I am either distracted trying to have a peek or fighting the urge to look...
I don\'t think I will be watching The Human Centipede, unless a \"Director\"s Cut\" comes out. I haven\'t seen 2 girls 1 cup, but after a bit of coaxing from a radio show, that\'s no longer on the air, I did watch the opening scenes of \"Shortbus\". Apparently some people wanted to throw up after seeing them. I wasn\'t phased by it, strange though.
I must admit, I am distracted by cleavage as well. When confronted I freely admit to looking, I usually say it\'s like a bright light at night, you can\'t help but look, it\'s part of being a hetero male, we\'re hardwired to look. I did get caught out once though, I actually said \"wow\" without realizing it, and it almost got me laid. A missing front tooth at the time killed any chance though.
That Sugru stuff looks awesome, do you think I could make a tooth out of it? If not, what about a Sugru vagina?
Forgot something, assassinations, the Pope should go, definitely, but to make it interesting, one of his pedophile priests should do it, his motive, \"Why didn\'t he stop us?\" or \"God made me do it\".
Hmmm. Sugru-Pussy would chafe wouldn\'t it? Not sure on the flexibility in the final product. Just a safety warning!
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