May 10, 2010
I don\'t remember if porn was the first thing I looked at when I got the net, it more than likely was though. I do remember borrowing my brothers internet before I got my own, and him telling me that I really should delete the history when I\'m finished.
But I do remember commenting to him, after I went from dial up to broadband, \"wow, look how fast the porn is\". Which led to a couple of other phrases \"the speed of porn\" and \"as fast as a speeding porn\"
\"Built on the back of a girl\'s back\"!? PMSL
Give a 12 year old kid a dictionary, what\'s the first thing they do?
Yep, you guessed it...
Twin Engines Of Destruction: Gentle Arts Of Conversation Punctuated With Bloody Power Tools
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